Great, Spring Black Friday Is Now Officially A @#$@*$% Thing

Yeah but we ARE worried, Lowe's.

Yeah but we ARE worried, Lowe’s.



Has it just been too long since you’ve felt the panic rising from your stomach and into your throat at the idea of competing for Black Friday specials? You’re in luck! Walmart and Lowes are both pushing so-called spring “Black Friday” discounts in an attempt to stir up some business, or maybe just to make us feel like the walls are slowly closing in…


Lowes hasn’t said yet when exactly this next wave of shopping pandemonium will break upon us, with simply a “wait and see what’s gonna happen” placeholder on its website, urging shoppers not to worry.


Meanwhile, Walmart is making a big move for garden business this year for the first time, points out the New York Times, with its “Black Friday-like prices” on more than 60 things including grills, bags of mulch and patio sets. That sale begins this Friday and will go for about a week.


“After this tough of a winter, we’re really excited to bring spring to our customers with great brands and great prices,” Michelle Gloeckler, senior vice president of home at Walmart told the NYT.


“And we’re going to do this in true Walmart fashion,” she said. “Think of just pallets and pallets of mulch and grills, patio sets and big yellow bags of Miracle-Gro. We’re ready to bring it out in a big way.”


On the upside? Deals on outdoor stuff for your garden, because it’s about goshdarn time this cold, gloomy, brown world we live in turned into something warm, alive and beautiful.


On the downside? BACK FRIDAY BLARGH.




by Mary Beth Quirk via Consumerist

Predictive Models And Secret Scores: How Computers Decide Who You Are And What To Sell You


Savvy consumers all know that their lifetime debt history ends up in their credit score, and that lenders use that score to try to predict if someone is a good bet for a big loan like a mortgage. But even the most-connected consumer may not realize how many hundreds of other scores we all now trail in our wakes too, thanks to the advent of big data. Do you know, to the last decimal, how likely are you to buy jewelry? To sign up for cable? To have a kid in the next year? Someone, somewhere, is tallying all of that information about almost everyone. But good luck finding out what’s out there, who’s scoring it, and if your numbers are even actually about you at all.

Yesterday, the FTC held an event looking at the scope and effects of those secret scores. The panel brought together experts in marketing, privacy, consumer protection, and technology for a discussion about “alternative scoring products.”


Predictive modeling expert Claudia Perlich opened the session by explaining how the algorithms that drive online advertising technically work. The computers, she explained, don’t judge anything; they’re “agnostic.” They just look for patterns: given a set of 10 million variables, what commonalities do groups share, and how can you divide them into sets whose behavior you can predict?


The machines themselves may not judge, but the people who use them certainly do. A computer told to analyze data about loan applicants might spit out that dividing into groups based on variables X, Y, and Z works best. A human looking at the data parses it out differently, seeing that X is age, Y is income, and Z is ZIP code.


That’s where consumer privacy and potential discrimination issues come into play, and advocates get worried. Consumer advocate Ed Mierzwinski from US PIRG stressed that although a network of laws like the Fair Credit Reporting Act and Equal Credit Opportunity Act govern the generation and use of credit scores, the era of alternative scoring products is an unregulated “wild west” that has big effects on consumers.


Pam Dixon from the World Privacy Forum echoed the sentiment and outlined the problems she sees. They all stem from a lack of understanding and transparency, Dixon explained: nobody’s quite sure what scores are out there, what they’re measuring, how accurate the data they’re based on is, how the factors are put together, and if they’re accurate at all.


The entire panel agreed that under the law, only credit scores are used to determine a consumer’s eligibility for products and services — that is, a bank can look at alternative scoring all it wants when it determines who to advertise to, but when someone applies for a credit card or a mortgage, a federally-regulated credit score is the only one that the bank can use to make a yes or no decision. Marketing leaves a big loophole in the law, though.


Privacy and tech expert Ashkan Soltani presented his research finding how companies make different “fuzzy nudges” to consumers to push them into one kind of behavior or another. He was one of the researchers who discovered, for example, that Orbitz pushes higher-priced, luxury hotel listings to the top of the list for Mac users. And it isn’t just hotels: in researchers’ studies, stores like Staples presented higher prices on identical goods to consumers visiting the site from lower-income areas, and credit card companies like Capital One present different card offerings to users based on the ZIP code they’re accessing the website from.


While all of these actions are currently legal, the ripple effects they cause may not entirely be. ZIP code, for example, often correlates highly to race — a legally protected class. As Mierzwinski put it, we have reached an era where “The FCRA is small and these other scores are big.”


Stuart Pratt of the Consumer Data Industry Association and Rachel N. Thomas of the Direct Marketing Association countered that marketing is not the same as credit offers, and that the onus is on consumers to choose good products. Shoppers should “be aggressive” and “frustrate the analytics,” Pratt said. Thomas agreed, saying, “That’s why you shop,” when asked about different consumers being presented different options.


However, the marketing and industry experts seemed not particularly to care about the fact that the majority of consumers are never going to call up and ask a company about offers that they don’t know exist. Informed consumers, when opening a new credit card, are probably going to go to a bunch of websites and compare products that way, never knowing that they aren’t seeing plenty of other products that they could apply for.


Consumers also suffer from being lumped together with groups who may or may not be their peers, the consumer advocates argued. Cohort scoring tries to predict the behavior of individuals from the behavior of groups. So if your neighbors are falling behind on their mortgage, your bank might start giving you the side-eye, too. The panelists cited a report finding that American Express had lowered some customers’ credit limits due to other customers’ repayment histories as an example of potential harm that opaque analytics can cause.


And of course, there’s the problem of accuracy: compiling tens of millions of data points about well over 300 million Americans leaves a spectacular amount of room for error. Some first-person observed data is accurate: a company can easily get hard numbers on how many people are hitting their website daily, for example. But lots of data is bought, sold, and traded by third parties to whom accuracy and verification are not exactly a top priority. Analytic systems extrapolating a person’s demographic info based on probabilities have a lot of room for error.


However, the industry experts and consumer advocates did all agree that the big data era has potential to be helpful, and not just harmful. “Big data is an opportunity for inclusion, and it’s an opportunity to help people,” said Dixon. But, she added, the way that data is gathered, quantified, and used must be transparent, beneficial, and careful. And that’s not on the systems, but on the people designing and using them.


Perlich ended with the crucial point that although the algorithms and machines that sort, tally, and aggregate the data are themselves agnostic, all existing models are a “reflection of the current biases of human nature,” and that no model can control for morals and judgement.


In other words, a model that isn’t intentionally designed to discriminate still can, and we need human eyes, human judgement, and possibly human regulation to try to make sure they don’t.


The FTC has a a video of the full two-hour session available here.




by Kate Cox via Consumerist

Being Naked At The Wendy’s Drive-Thru Won’t Get You A Baconator, But It Will Get You Arrested


No shirt, no shoes, no service – even in the drive-thru lane. A 52-year-old Pennsylvania man faces a number of criminal charges after allegedly driving to the pick-up window at a Wendy’s naked, not once, not twice, but three times.

The au naturale incidents occurred twice in one week at a West Shore, Penn. Wendy’s restaurant, the Patriot-News reports.


Police say the first incident took place around 11 p.m. on March 12, when the man drove to the pick-up window, turned on the interior light of his car and looked at his lap. A female employee told police she then realized the man was naked.


Two days later, the man returned at approximately the same time and handed a different female employee his money. She then she noticed he was naked and yelled for a co-worker.


About 30 minutes later, the man returned to the fast-food restaurant. This time he did not place an order, instead he drove straight to the window and once again turned on the interior light of his car and looked at his lap. Employees refused to open the window.


The man has been charged with three counts of open lewdness, three counts of disorderly conduct and three counts of driving with a suspended license, police report.


Harrisburg man charged with driving naked through Wendy’s drive-thru, police say [The Patriot News]


Pennsylvania man charged after going through Wendy’s drive-thru NAKED three times [New York Daily News]




by Ashlee Kieler via Consumerist

JCPenney Worker Claims He Was Fired For Telling Truth About Fake Sales


Bargain-hunters love the thrill of seeing huge discounts fall off their total at the cash register, but this joy doesn’t necessarily reflect the truth. If a retailer never intended for anyone to pay the original sticker price, was it ever an original price at all?

When JCPenney ended its failed experiment with “fair and square” pricing under Ron Johnson, employees say that the company gave customers what they wanted by hiking prices, then cutting them again. “All of a sudden, the rack of $7 shorts became $14, and then they were 50 percent off,” one employee told NBC News last summer.


Most shoppers know that this goes on on some level, but … hey, wait, why are we yapping about an NBC article that ran back in August? One of the JCPenney employees interviewed now claims that the retailer fired him for admitting to the press what most shoppers already knew in the first place. For the story, he used his real name, and said that he saw teams moving through the store, doubling prices on housewares.


It will surprise no one that shortly after his TV appearance, the employee was fired. JCPenney fought his unemployment claim, and is now in arbitration with him to get back any company documents that he might still have. That’s why he’s now come forward: to let everyone know that the retailer allegedly fired him for saying out loud what most shoppers know to begin with.


This J.C. Penney Worker Was Fired For Telling The Truth About Its ‘Fake’ Prices [Huffington Post]

Some of JC Penney’s big sales are misleading, say employees [NBC]




by Laura Northrup via Consumerist

Fitbit Sued Over Itch-And-Rash-Inducing Wristbands

fitbit force Nearly a month after Fitbit voluntarily recalled its Fitbit Force bracelets over complaints from thousands of users who developed itchy rashes while wearing the devices, and weeks after the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission made the recall official, comes the first of what will likely be many lawsuits against the company.


The lawsuit was filed Monday in a California state court in San Diego. It alleges that the company misled California consumers by failing to disclose in its marketing materials that there was a possibility for allergic reactions to the materials in the fitness wristbands. In all, Fitbit says it has sold more than 1 million of these devices.


The plaintiff in the case admits that he has not developed any rash as a result of the Fitbit Force, but believes the company had an obligation to be transparent to consumers if it knew of the likelihood of skin irritation.


“I have a concern that there is still a risk of developing an injury for me and others,” says the plaintiff.


His lawyer, who plans to file a separate suit specifically representing those who developed a rash from wearing the Fitbit Force, says this case is about “asking for full disclosure of the dangerous aspects of the product and a full disclosure of why it’s causing these injuries.”


Other attorney say they have been fielding calls from potential plaintiffs interested in taking Fitbit to court.


Fitbit Now Faces a Class-Action Suit in Rash Fallout [WSJ Digits]




by Chris Morran via Consumerist

Family Accused Of Stealing 19 Identities To Buy $56,000 Worth Of Home Depot Gift Cards


As the ancient Sumerian saying goes: The family that steals a whole lot of identities in order to ring up a slew of fraudulent charges together, gets arrested together. A couple, their adult children and a daughter-in-law have all been nabbed by cops, accused of an identity theft scheme that brought in $56,000 worth of goods at Home Depot.

Police in Calgary say the family group went around to about 15 recreational areas like dog parks and ski hills and stole ID cards and other items with personal information from parked cars, for a total of 19 victims, reports the Calgary Herald.


They allegedly opened up Home Depot credit card accounts with limits of about $1,500, which they used to buy gift cards amounting to about $56,000. According to officials, the family then turned around and sold those gift cards for a reduced price on online auction sites.


“This was a very complex investigation,” said a police rep with the economic crimes unit. “The fact that it was a family alleged to have all been involved is quite unique… And the extra steps (to avoid detection from police), I have not generally seen in any investigation I’ve done.”


Home Depot caught a whiff of something suspicious and started its own investigation before bringing it to the Calgary police.


All told, the family is facing 114 charges, including identity fraud, laundering proceeds of crime, breach of recognizance and more.


Five members of same family charged in identity theft scam [Calgary Herald]




by Mary Beth Quirk via Consumerist

EA Server Hacked, Websites Replaced By Phishing Scam

Hackers were able to transform to EA.com websites into Phishing sites that asked for users' personal information (via Netcraft.com)

Hackers were able to transform to EA.com websites into Phishing sites that asked for users’ personal information (via Netcraft.com)



From the Mass Effect 3 debacle to last year’s disastrous SimCity launch, things always seem to go badly for video game goliath Electronic Arts around the time of our Worst Company In America contest; perhaps that’s why EA is the two-time reigning champ. The latest gaffe involves a hacked EA web server that appears to have been used by scammers in an attempt to steal folks’ Apple ID credentials.

Netcraft.com noticed that two websites within the ea.com domain were suddenly asking visitors to enter the ID and password for Apple’s online services. First users filled in that information and were then sent to a second screen and asked to enter information that is even more sensitive — full name, card number, expiration date, verification code, date of birth, phone number, mother’s maiden name — before ultimately being directed to an actual Apple website to give the appearance that they had successfully logged in.


According to Netcraft, the most likely point of entry into the server was a vulnerable, outdated version of WebCalendar.


“The mere presence of old software can often provide sufficient incentive for a hacker to target one system over another, and to spend more time looking for additional vulnerabilities or trying to probe deeper into the internal network,” writes Netcraft’s Paul Mutton.


When reached for comment by the BBC, a rep for EA said it had fixed the problem.


“We found it, we have isolated it, and we are making sure such attempts are no longer possible,” said the rep.




by Chris Morran via Consumerist

Sony Planning Online Pay-TV Service, Original Programming For PlayStation

Before they get into the pay-TV business, can Sony please give us an option to turn off that obnoxious light? One that doesn't involve electrical tape? (cookedphotos)

Before they get into the pay-TV business, can Sony please give us an option to turn off that obnoxious light? One that doesn’t involve electrical tape? (cookedphotos)



When the most recent generation of gaming consoles was unveiled, it was Microsoft’s Xbox One that most loudly claimed it wanted to be an all-in-one media center for users, while Sony’s PlayStation 4 seemed intent on being a next-gen gaming device that, like the previous generation, also allowed you to access video feeds through its store and various streaming services. But a new report says that Sony is working on something that would land it squarely in competition with Netflix, Amazon, and cable/satellite operators.

The Wall Street Journal reports that Sony is once again working on a pay-TV service that would offer a slate of live TV channels to subscribers, presumably through their PlayStation consoles. It’s been down this road before to no avail, but the Journal says Sony is indeed negotiating with media companies for the right to stream their channels live online.


If Sony could get it to work — and if the cable operators who control the data-to-the-home pipelines (and who are no longer constrained by net neutrality rules) don’t block or throttle access to the service — it could be a huge coup in terms of opening up competition to existing cable monopolies. Those who have ditched cable and gone online-only for their video entertainment have very little, if any, access to live TV. Even ABC, which has made parts of its live feed available online in real-time, requires viewers of the live stream to log in via their cable provider, meaning those people without cable are locked out.


The big question would be the cost and variety of channels made available to users. If Sony charges a premium for a service that could be acquired from a cable provider for less money, or if the channel lineup is just as bloated as existing cable menus with stations no one watches, it may be a tough sell to cord-cutting consumers who seek a high level of customization in their entertainment options.


Without a doubt, the future of live TV is online. All the major cable and satellite providers have been making more and more live TV available to users, and Dish is reportedly working on an over-the-top online TV system that would be separate from its satellite offerings.


In addition to the planned pay-TV service, and perhaps as part of it, Sony is working on its first piece of original programming made specifically for PlayStation users.


According to the Journal, it’s a one-hour supernatural drama series, “Powers.” It will be produced by Sony Pictures Television and would be made available in some form to users of the PlayStation Network. At this point it’s not known if it would be free to all PSN users, or free to premium PlayStation Plus members with regular PSN users having to pay for access.


Sony Entertainment CEO Michael Lynton says Powers, a mix of superhero fantasy, police procedurals and crime noir, “overlays extremely well with the demographics of the PlayStation.”


Or it could be a disaster that panders to a huge corporation’s notion of what gamers want to watch. Won’t know until we see it.




by Chris Morran via Consumerist

Scrap Metal Dealer Finds Rare Russian Imperial Faberge Easter Egg At A Flea Market

(Wartski)

(Wartski)



While you don’t have to deal in metals to know that if something glitters, it just might be gold, a scrap metal dealer with an eye for valuable stuff picked up something at a flea market that turned out to be worth even more than he could’ve hoped for. That’s because it was one of eight missing Russian Imperial Faberge eggs.


The lucky man is staying anonymous about his good fortune, reports the Associated Press, but a London antiques dealer says the guy bought the egg for $14,000 at a market in the Midwest. He figured he could at least use the gold in the thing to make some money.


But the jewel-encrusted lump of metals is much more than just an item to be melted down — experts in Russian artifacts at London firm Wartski say the egg is a genuine imperial Faberge Easter egg, made only for Russian royalty.


The egg was given by Alexander III to his wife Empress Maria Feodorovna at Easter in 1887, and was only one of 50 made for the royal family. It sits on a jeweled stand and contains a Vacheron Constantin watch, and is one of eight that had been missing before this find, and only three are known to have survived the Russian Revolution.


“The second I saw it, my spine was shivering,” said a rep from Wartski, adding that this kind of thing is a “Holy Grail” for collectors.


The sale price of the egg hasn’t been revealed, but a non-Imperial Faberge egg sold for $18.5 million in 2007. That is definitely not scrap metal.


You can follow MBQ on Twitter where she may wonder why all the flea markets and garage sales she attends never produce Russian Imperial Faberge Easter eggs: @marybethquirk


Scrap metal dealer’s flea-market find turns out to be missing Faberge egg [Associated Press]




by Mary Beth Quirk via Consumerist

Booze Coming To Thousands Of Starbucks Locations, Eventually


After a few years of testing and slowly expanding the number of Starbucks shops that serve alcohol, the coffee colossus says it will be going wide with that evening menu of adult snacks and drinks. But don’t expect it to happen overnight.

Speaking with Bloomberg, Starbucks’ COO Troy Alstead says that the booze and nibbles offerings — which began with an attempt to rebrand a few stores in 2009, then began testing in earnest at a handful of locations in 2010, followed by an expansion to a few additional stores in 2012 — “is a program that works,” and that every time they have made it available in a new location, “there’s a meaningful increase in sales during that time of the day.”


Currently, only 40 of the more than 11,000 U.S. Starbucks are involved in the program, but Alsted said that they will be bringing it to thousands of more stores in the foreseeable future. However, don’t start pestering your barrista for a glass of Malbec just yet, as the process could take years to roll out.


Additionally, Alsted admits that some locations just won’t be a good fit for the program. It seems like the most likely Starbucks to get into the booze biz will be those in densely populated urban areas, where the store could become part of an already active nightlife scene.




by Chris Morran via Consumerist