Porn Copyright Trolls Trying To Use “Six Strikes” Warning System To ID Pirates


After years of outrageous lawsuits with 6- and 7- figure penalties thrown at people who illegally shared some music or movies online, the cable industry’s Copyright Alert System (better known as “Six Strikes”) was supposed to represent a happy middle ground, where Internet Service Providers sternly warn alleged violators that they’re onto your file-sharing ways and could you please stop so this doesn’t have to go to court? But folks who make a lot of money off of the threat of copyright lawsuits are hoping to use Six Strikes info to identify pirates.

See, copyright trolls — mostly porn companies and associated lawyers who threaten to sue alleged violators and use that threat to get potential defendants to settle out of court — have ways of figuring out the IP address attached to people believed to be involved in piracy. But the IP address alone doesn’t really make for a good defendant, as anyone who has tried to shake down a string of numbers can attest.


So the trolls have repeatedly tried to subpoena info from the cable companies and other ISPs that would put a name and address to those IP addresses, thus allowing the trolls to contact those purported pirates and say things like “We know you BitTorrented ‘Anal Heartbreak 12′ last June. Pay us several thousand dollars to avoid a lawsuit so that the entire world isn’t made aware of your penchant for pornography.”


Companies like Comcast and Verizon have generally been successful in getting the courts to quash these subpoenas, so the trolls need another way in. That’s where Six Strikes may become a problem.


When the system — which sends a series of increasingly serious alerts to alleged infringers — finally launched in 2013, it left open the door that its co-creators, the evil subgeniuses at the MPAA and RIAA “or any other member of the Participating Content Owners Group may use such reports or data as the basis for seeking a Subscriber’s identity through a subpoena or order or other lawful process.”


And so notorious porn copyright troll Malibu Media — who recently argued that an anti-troll website is a “fanatical Internet hate group” — is trying to use that legal backdoor in its lawsuit against a defendant in Indiana, even though it is not one of the participating content owners whose videos and songs are tracked by the system.


TorrentFreak.com reports that Malibu asked a federal court in Indianapolis to order Comcast to turn over its Six Strikes data. While Malibu is not part of the program, this data may show that the Internet connection was used to share pirated content on more occasions.


The company argues that Six Strikes data “may prove a pattern of infringement or notice that infringement is occurring or both.”


So it’s a stab in the dark, hoping that the defendant will also show up as having received a Six Strikes notice from Comcast. Seems like a bit of an overreach, right?


Apparently not to the District Court Judge who recently sided with Malibu, giving the company the green light to serve a third party subpoena on Comcast and telling Comcast that it should comply with said subpoena.


Comcast has yet to respond to the subpoena, but given its history with previous porn trolls — Comcast has called such lawyers “shakedown artists” in past legal filings — we’d hope that the Kabletown Krew would put up a fight before turning over info.


The evidentiary worth of Six Strikes notices is also debatable, as one of the underlying ideas of the system is that users may be falsely identified as pirates. That’s why there is a built-in appeals process with Six Strikes. The mere listing of an account as having received a strike is not a definitive indicator that he or she actually pirated any content.




by Chris Morran via Consumerist

Company Vows To Fight San Francisco Over App That Auctions Off Public Parking Spots


Last week, San Francisco City Attorney Dennis Herrera sent a cease-and-desist letter to mobile app company MonkeyParking, telling to quit allowing users to auction off their public park spots. But now the company’s CEO is all, “Bring it, because we’re not quitting without a fight,” if I might paraphrase his response.

He’s pledged to fight Herrera, who said the city would sue if MonkeyParking doesn’t pull its iOS app by July 11.


“We will fight this,” CEO Paolo Dobrowolny told VentureBeat, adding that the brouhaha “floored him.” “Just to be clear, I want to tell him [Herrera], we’re not selling parking spots. We’d actually like to be regulated in what we do. We’re hoping the politicians see the truth.”


That might be a tough position to sell — the app works by connecting people who are looking for a parking spot with those who are about to leave a public parking space, with users bidding on who gets the right to park.


Herrera wrote in his letter that while technology has produced many “laudable innovations in how we live and work,” MonkeyParking “is not one of them.”


“It’s illegal, it puts drivers on the hook for $300 fines, and it creates a predatory private market for public parking spaces that San Franciscans will not tolerate,” his letter reads. “Worst of all, it encourages drivers to use their mobile devices unsafely — to engage in online bidding wars while driving.”


Dobrowlny and his team insist, however, that their technology is simply a social sharing app that’s about communication, with the app pinging drivers when there are spots open in their desired location.


In an official statement from MonkeyParking, the company says it’s not selling spots, it’s trading on information — a line that seems awfully skinny.


The statement reads in part:


“We are very surprised that the City of San Francisco, which prides itself of being a liberal and tolerating city, does not see that their cease and desist letter is an open violation of free speech, contrary to the First Amendment of the US Constitution (“I have the right to tell people if I am about to leave a parking spot and they have the right to pay me for such information”).


The company adds that it’s consulting with legal counsel, and is confident that we would prevail [against] any such legal challenge against our service.”


MonkeyParking chief vows to fight San Francisco with every banana in its arsenal [Venture Beat]




by Mary Beth Quirk via Consumerist

Man Accused Of Stealing Bird Costume, Wearing It To Bar’s “Wing Night”


It was “Wing Night” at a bar in Kansas City last night, but we’re pretty sure that doesn’t mean that wings were mandatory. That’s what we would have assumed, anyway, but one bar patron acquired a bird costume before stopping in. Because…well, it’s not all that clear why. What is clear is that he didn’t have permission to borrow the feathered hat and cape.

The Kansas City Star has photos taken by a bar patron, because most people would take a picture of a guy in a bird costume who walked into the bar they were patronizing. Police say that the man started his night by breaking into a costume shop. “He got into the costume shop, took the costume and then walked down the street to the bar,” a police spokesperson told the Star.


The man was arrested, and we can only hope that Harvey Birdman, Esq. steps up as his public defender.


Man wears bird outfit at bar after allegedly burglarizing KC costume shop [Kansas City Star]




by Laura Northrup via Consumerist

Contempt Threat Gets Facebook To Turn Over Full Info For 381 Users


While Facebook loves sharing incredibly detailed information about users’ interests and web-browsing habits with marketers, the social media network isn’t so keen on making massive amounts of user info available to prosecutors, presumably because the district attorney’s office isn’t looking to buy ads. Facebook announced last night that it’s currently fighting warrants from authorities in New York who are looking to get data on a group of 381 users.

The company says that the warrants, which represent the largest single demand for user info from the site, seek “nearly all data” from the accounts in question, “including photos, private messages and other information.”


Facebook believes the warrants, all involving a large investigation into allegations of disability fraud, violate Constitutional protections against illegal searches.


“We fought forcefully against these 381 requests and were told by a lower court that as an online service provider we didn’t even have the legal standing to contest the warrants. We complied only after the appeals court denied our application to stay this ruling, and after the prosecutor filed a motion to find us in criminal contempt,” explained Facebook’s deputy general counsel, who says the company was under a gag order for several months that prohibited it from speaking publicly about the warrants, or to notify those affected.


The lower court held that, when looking at a large-scale investigation “the relevance or irrelevance of items seized within the scope of a search warrant may be unclear and require further investigatory steps.”


In an attempt to undo the damage, Facebook took its case to an appellate court last week, arguing that the “vast scope of the government’s search and seizure here would be unthinkable in the physical world.”


While the appeal is still pending, the warrants were subsequently unsealed and Facebook says it has since alerted those users whose information was gathered using the warrants.


Prosecutors defend the warrants, which have thus far resulted in 62 indictments.


“This was a massive scheme involving as many as 1,000 people who defrauded the federal government of more than $400 million in benefits,” a rep for the Manhattan DA’s office tells Ars Technica about the warrants. “The defendants in this case repeatedly lied to the government about their mental, physical, and social capabilities. Their Facebook accounts told a different story. A judge found there was probable cause to execute search warrants, and two courts have already found Facebook’s claims without merit.”




by Chris Morran via Consumerist

How To Slice A Dozen Cherry Tomatoes Or Grapes At Once


Arguably, single grapes and cherry or grape tomatoes are already perfect, bite-sized foods. There are reasons why you might want to slice them in half, though: so you can include them in a chicken salad, to make them easier to catch with a fork in a fruit salad, or because you’re serving them to small, choking-prone children. Here’s a method to chop a dozen or more at the same time.

The technique is simple: all you need are two plates or large, flat lids, a knife, and those small, round foodstuffs. Put the grapes or tomatoes on one plate, cover them with the other plate, and cut through the middle.



The grape method went viral after one woman, Laura Mullins Goodhue, posted a video to Facebook of her husband using the method to slice a plateful of grapes in one stroke. Some people have trouble with the Facebook embed, so you can go check it out on Facebook here.


(via Scary Mommy – thanks, Briana!)




by Laura Northrup via Consumerist

Customer Surprised Because Sonic’s Menu Doesn’t List Chicken Strips With A Side Of Marijuana


Today seems to be the day when fast food customers end up with surprises in their food, like Cracker Jack! But not as fun/innocent: First it was a fried hand towel at KFC, and now a Sonic customer says she found a plastic baggie of marijuana in her order of chicken strips and fries.

The Maryland woman tells The Frederick News-Post that she went to Sonic with her two kids, ages 6 and 8, and after passing out their food, she reached into her own bag and found a tiny plastic bag of what looked like marijuana.


“I just kind of sat there in my car in shock,” she said. “I kept thinking, what if my kids had eaten it?”


She got in touch with Sonic and called the police, and says the manager also called the cops as well. An employee reportedly took responsibility for the bag, saying it could’ve slipped out of her apron. That worker was then fired.


“As this time, we believe that concludes the issue,” the franchise operator said.


The customer says her meal was remade for free, and that management was apologetic about the pot.


“I definitely can’t say that they didn’t go out of their way,” she added. “I honestly think they were more in shock than I was.”


In bag of fast food, a surprise: Marijuana [The Frederick News-Post]




by Mary Beth Quirk via Consumerist

Walmart Chops Prices For iPhone 5c, 5s (With A 2-Year Contract)

Cheaper.

Cheaper.



In a move that could signal a purge of old inventory before Apple introduces its new iPhone, Walmart has cut its prices on the iPhone 5s and 5c — with a two-year contract, only in stores. The 5S now goes for $99, down from $429, while the 5c costs $29, a drop from its previous price of $49. [via CNNMoney]

by Mary Beth Quirk via Consumerist

Doctors Calls For End To Fattening Farm Animals With Antibiotics


While the beef, pork and drug industry likes to claim there isn’t enough science to merit a ban on the medically unnecessary use of antibiotics in farm animal feed, the nation’s largest group of physicians doesn’t quite see it that way.

The American Medical Association, which already has a policy on the books voicing its opposition to the use of antibiotics for anything other than therapeutic purposes, recently agreed to adopt a much more stringent policy that goes much farther than urging a phase-out of the drugs.


The AMA’s House of Delegates decided earlier this month at a meeting in Chicago that the new policy will openly support federal efforts (regulatory and legislative) that would ban non-medical use of antimicrobials, and calls for a “strong federal requirement that antibiotic prescriptions for animals be overseen by a veterinarian knowledgeable of the place and intended use of these drugs, under a valid veterinarian-client-patient relationship.


At the end of 2013, and after decades of not doing anything about this issue, the FDA finally released voluntary guidance to the drug industry, politely asking it to please stop selling and marketing their antibiotics — the overwhelming majority of which go to farm animals — and requesting that the drugs only be sold under the supervision of a vet.


However, none of this is actual law, and farmers and veterinarians are free to pay lip service to the guidance by claiming that the antibiotics are being bought for the general purpose of disease prevention. This effectively negates the desired effect of the guidance, which is to curb the abuse of these drugs, which have contributed to the development and spread of drug-resistant pathogens.


Thus, the AMA also calls for an expansion of FDA research and data collection on the use of antibiotics in farm animals and in other agricultural uses like pesticides.


Hopefully, the FDA and others will see that the hands-off guidance given by the agency is not reducing the amount of antibiotics provided to farm animals and not preventing the spread of antibiotic-resistant super bugs. As we’ve already seen, some drug companies are still blatantly marketing their antibiotics as growth-promoters.


“This remains an important public health issue with a growing body of evidence that human health is harmed by the prophylactic off-label use of antibiotics in animals,” write the AMA delegates in adopting the resolution.


Advocacy group Keep Antibiotics Working applauds the AMA’s decision to strengthen its stance on this matter.


“Timely implementation of this policy will help stave off a future where antibiotics no longer work,” said David Wallinga, MD, a physician on the Keep Antibiotics Working steering committee. “Such a future would mean greater suffering and death for children, cancer patients, transplant recipients, and other patients who need them.”




by Chris Morran via Consumerist

Unholy Alliance Of Coffee And Wine Unite In A Can


People like wine, I’ve heard it said. And people like coffee, I say to my morning cup of joe every day so it knows I appreciate it. But do we really want to mix our booze and our morning buzz, and in a can, no less?


After all, a lot of bad can happen to good things when you put them in into can form. If you’re feeling brave and confident that you can keep your stomach lining from exiting your body, just search for “turkey in a can” if you’ve never seen it.


DailyCoffeeNews.com brings the newest offering from Friends Fun Wine, which has been peddling 6% ABV “Fun Wine in a Can” for a while now, in its foray into the caffeine world with Cabernet Coffee Espresso and Chardonnay Coffee Cappuccino.


Based on that naming style, shouldn’t it be Cabernet Wine Coffee Espresso and Chardonnay Wine Coffee Cappuccino? Though it’s unclear if there’s actually caffeine in the beverage, or just a coffee wine flavor. Which, yuck.


Anyway, these “easy-to-drink” combos feature things like the “rich flavor of fresh cabernet grapes, espresso coffee and a hint of chocolate,” and the chardonnay wine coffee wine coffee whatever sounds like a sugary booze dream, with “sweet, refreshing Chardonnay grapes with vanilla cappuccino coffee and smooth hints of chocolate.”


“We are proud to be the first-to-market with our Fun Wine In A Can, and look forward to introducing the new coffee varieties to our Fun-Loving Fans,” Friends Fun Wine CEO Joe Peleg said in a product announcement.


Congratulations?


Get Half Naked, Grab Some Friends and Drink Coffee Wine (It’s a Real Thing) [DailyCoffeeNews.com]




by Mary Beth Quirk via Consumerist

Australian Cafe Docks Guest Workers’ Pay For Burned Waffles, Incorrect Sandwich Assembly


It’s nice to hear that a restaurant has high standards, but one cafe in Perth, Australia took things too far by docking workers’ pay for minor infractions. How minor? Fining them AU$100 (about $94) for being five minutes late, $30 for sticking the tomato slice on the wrong layer of a club sandwich, and $12 for overcooking a waffle. While subpar waffles are a shame, these deductions are illegal.

The employees whose paychecks were docked were guest workers on sponsored visas, who had traveled to Australia from India and Nepal to find work. Other charges taken from their paychecks make it clear that this was not so much a case of a demanding boss, but taking advantage of workers in a legally and financially vulnerable position, who depended on sponsorship from the café to stay in the country. They were also charged as much as $1,200 for cooking demonstrations by the restaurant’s own head chef.


Restaurant owners here in the U.S. are allowed to deduct workers’ pay for breakage, dine-and-dash on their watch, and short cash drawers, but not to the point that it brings their pay below minimum wage. The U.S. Department of Labor guidelines say nothing about subpar club sandwiches and waffles.


Subiaco cafe punished for illegally docking workers’ pay — $100 for being late, pork belly dish ‘not crispy enough’ [The Australian] (via Foodbeast and LA Times]




by Laura Northrup via Consumerist