Griffin Replaces Tiny Plastic Clips In Display Of International Greatness

griffin elevatorSam writes to us from across the Atlantic, where he received the delightful gift of a cooling notebook computer stand from a friend. Well, more of a cast-off, but Sam appreciated it all the same. It was missing a few parts, so he contacted the manufacturer, Griffin, to find out whether he could buy just those parts for a reasonable price. Fortunately, they wouldn’t let him do that.


I say “fortunately” because what the company gave Sam only one option: to give them his address so they could replace the missing parts. The Griffin Elevator is a neat plastic stand that’s meant to circulate cool air under your notebook computer and put it at eye level when your laptop is on a desktop. It’s the product in the picture at left. See how there are little plastic clips that keep the computer from falling forward off the stand? Those were missing on the stand that Sam’s friend gave him.


The stand had been hibernating in a cabinet for some time, until the friend, Sam says, “donated” the stand to him while cleaning out the spare computer junk in that cabinet. Cool! Except for those missing parts, which Griffin said that they would be happy to mail to him. That’s even more impressive when you remember that Griffin Technology is based in the U.S., and Sam isn’t.


The company even sent along two sets of clips, which may indicate that the clips on this stand are kind of fragile. Never mind that, though: Sam was pretty happy! “The Elevator stand would have been well out of warranty, having sat in my friend’s cupboard for years,” he wrote to Consumerist. “I thought the customer service team at Griffin Technology deserved a shout-out for the awesome experience I had with them.”




by Laura Northrup via Consumerist

Customer Sends KFC $2 And An Apology Note For Stealing A Piece Of Chicken


When you pay for an all-you-can eat buffet, the catch is that it’s only all you are able to eat while you’re actually at the restaurant, not like, all you can eat without any limits as to location and time. So taking food to go is a big no-no, including at one KFC in Nebraska where one customer regretted taking a piece of chicken home, and confessed in an apology letter sent with $2 included that he or she is sorry for stealing.

“This $2 is for the piece of chicken I brought home with me on Tuesday,” the letter read, reports the Omaha World-Herald. “That’s stealing. Sorry!”


“I took more on my plate than I could eat and I knew it would get thrown away there because it couldn’t get put back on the buffet, so I put it in my purse and brought it home,” the letter added. “I do love your chicken!”


Customers trying to game the buffet system are nothing new to the owner of the KFC, who says that food often ends up in plastic bags or purses and taken home. But to have someone actually apologize for doing so, well that’s never happened before.


“It just makes your faith in people come back a little more,” he said, saying he wishes he knew who wrote the letter so he could buy that person a few meals. “Whoever it was probably doesn’t have a lot of money. To send a couple bucks back to us is pretty remarkable. It’s very touching.”


Nebraska chicken thief sends KFC $2 and a letter of apology [Omaha World-Herald]




by Mary Beth Quirk via Consumerist

Indiana Walmart Under Siege By Feral Cats

If you’re a feral feline in southern Indiana, it looks like the Walmart in Jasper is the place to be. The store’s parking lot has apparently been overrun by dozens of cats out looking to score free food. But unlike past instances where Walmart has been accused of trapping and hauling off the cats to be killed, this store appears to be taking a more humane approach to these wild cats.


According to a recent local news report, the Walmart in Jasper has become a favorite stomping ground for the 40 or so feral cats.


“I thought that they were helping WalMart with mice, maybe? I wasn’t sure,” says one customer. “I know that if you park back here, it gives them a cool place to sit. They will come out underneath your car, and when you come back out, there will be five or six of them under your vehicle.”


Earlier this summer, the store had banned a local woman from putting out the nightly feedings for the cats, saying the food was attracting critters that were even more unwanted, like skunks. The town was apparently divided in their support of the woman’s efforts and their hatred of feral cats, but in early July Walmart stopped preventing the woman from feeding the felines.


The local Humane Society has now gotten involved with the feeding process in the hope of eventually trapping the cats.


Their ultimate fate is the big question. As we’ve covered before, there are many people opposed to trapping feral cats only to euthanize them.


Several months ago, a Change.org petition asking Walmart to stop the process of euthanizing trapped feral cats received more than 12,000 signatures.


A rep for the Humane Society says they will continue to feed the cats but won’t trap them until they have found a place for them to live. But a new home would have to be outdoors on a farm or someplace where they can basically continue to live the outdoors life they’ve become accustomed to.


“We can’t do anything until we have a place to take them,” she explains. “They can never be tamed. Even the little kittens, they are already feral. You would have to get a kitten at like four weeks to tame it. These guys will have to live their life in the wild.”


She adds that even if they trap and find homes for the few dozen cats currently prowling the parking lot, “Research shows that once this colony is removed, there’s going to be more waiting to come in.”




by Chris Morran via Consumerist

Get Ready For A Frozen Pizza Vending Machine

(Morton Fox)

(Morton Fox)



Get ready: Box Brands, makers of the BurritoBox vending machine that serves up hot burritos in about a minute, is about to revolutionize fast food kiosks again. Well, maybe “revolutionize” is the wrong word, because what they want to do is put giant boxes that sell hot pizzas without pesky human interaction on every street corner. Depending on your point of view, that’s a tasty revolution or a dystopian nightmare.

The machines aren’t ready yet, but the company emphasized to Business Insider that these pizzas will not be microwaved. Nope, nope, nope. The (presumably frozen) pizzas will cook in a “proprietary pizza oven.”


This Vending Machine Bakes 10-Inch Pizzas In 90 Seconds [Business Insider]




by Laura Northrup via Consumerist

McDonald’s Testing $4.99 DIY Combo Meal Bags

McD_4.99ComboBag Much like Wendy’s recent build-your-own-sandwich test highlighted a way that a fast food chain could offer something new without having to force new ingredients or menu items on franchisees, McDonald’s is now trying out a $4.99 build-your-own combo idea in some of its outlets in Georgia.


According to BurgerBusiness.com — the #1 online source for all news related to complex geopolitical issues facing sub-Saharan Africa — the DIY combo plan lets you choose from one of four Dollar Menu & More sandwiches (Double Cheeseburger; Bacon Cheddar McChicken Bacon McDouble; or Bacon Ranch McChicken), then add two sides from a handful of options (medium fries; 4-piece Chicken McNuggets; a side salad; pie; soft-serve sundae/cone), then choosing a beverage (medium soft drink or sweet tea; bottled water; medium iced coffee; for $1 extra there is the option of a small McCafé shake or frappe).


In recent years, a number of McDonald’s franchisees have complained about mixed or conflicting directives from their corporate overlords. On the one hand, McD’s HQ has been pushing “value, value, value” to customers who have responded by snapping up the bottom-dollar menu items that are available. At the same time, McDonald’s rolled out a significant number of limited time offer menu items that require new ingredients, new training, additional storage, and which may not be the huge hit that the company plans.


While the DIY combo plans wouldn’t do much to alleviate franchisees’ concerns about the razor-thin profit margin on discount menu items, it could at least give them something to market that doesn’t require any additional investment in new products or training.


Other chains have had some success with similar concepts that bundle together multiple existing menu items, like KFC’s $5 Fill Up Meals, or Taco Bell’s Big Boxes.




by Chris Morran via Consumerist

Your Wrapped Meat Leaks Bacteria-Laden Juice Everywhere


The poultry that you buy at the grocery store is securely wrapped up specifically so consumers don’t spread traces of chicken juice on everything that they touch, right? Well… about that. For a new study by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, the government agency in charge of making sure that our meat doesn’t kill us, scientists followed shoppers around and checked surfaces that they touched for poultry proteins. Guess what they found?

Much like the agency’s admonition not to wash chicken before cooking it, the study shows us that what seems safe to us at an intuitive level isn’t as safe as we might think. Handling poultry normally hasn’t killed (most of) us yet, but it’s fascinating to learn where bacteria end up and why.


Shoppers were told that the researchers were studying their behavior, but not that their poultry-handling behavior was the main focus. After the shoppers put wrapped packages of chicken or turkey in their carts, researchers found poultry protein on surfaces that they touched. Those surfaces included their carts (of course) as well as dry goods that they touched, other meat, frozen food, refrigerated items, and their own purses or children.


Think about that the next time you grab a door handle at the freezer case.


Study: Shoppers Spread Raw Poultry Juices at Store, Home [Food Safety News]




by Laura Northrup via Consumerist

This $50 Bloody Mary Includes An Entire Fried Chicken


Although my path in life has taken me many miles from the fair shores of Lake Michigan, I can always count on the people of Milwaukee to make me proud by way of ridiculously extravagant food creations. I am now an entire fried chicken’s worth proud, as a bar in the Good Land has introduced a Bloody Mary topped with a whole fried fowl.

In a move that will surely light the fires of competition in other over-the-top eateries, The Chicken Fried Bloody Beast from Sobelman’s Pub & Grill includes enough for four people to drink themselves into a food coma.


The official description, via Sobelman’s Facebook page:



“It includes the standard Sobelmans garnish (cheese, sausage, pickle, olive, onion, mushroom, asparagus, scallion, shrimp, lemon,brussels sprout, tomato & celery) for 4 regular Bloodies, two Baconadoes (skewers of bacon-wrapped jalapeno cheeseballs) & a whole fried chicken, fresh from Ray’s Butcher Shoppe in Greenfield, Wisconsin!”



You’ll definitely want to split this one with your friends, unless you’re really, really hungry — the drink goes for $50, with $5 of each drink donated to a local charity that fights hunger.


I’m not sure what could beat this, though I assume if there’s any contender, it will also come out of Milwaukee. Because if there’s one thing we know, it’s combining booze and food. That, and we also all know the feeling of trying to describe Aaron Rodgers’ particularly beautiful shade of blue eyes, the hue that twinkles and shines its way straight into your heart. It’s impossible to explain.


*Thanks to my roommate B. and also to my esteemed colleague Laura for pointing me to this. You know me well.




by Mary Beth Quirk via Consumerist

Barneys To Pay $525K Penalty For Racial Profiling, Pinky-Swears To Not Do It Anymore


Overpriced retailer Barneys isn’t just guilty of lacking a much-needed apostrophe in its name. The swanky store has also agreed to pay the state of New York $525,000 to close the leather-bound, gilt-edged book on an investigation into allegations that customers with non-Ivory complexions were treated like shoplifters by store employees.

NY state Attorney General Eric Schneiderman (who got his superhero powers after being bitten by a radioactive schneider) announced in late 2013 that his office was investigating claims from shoppers at Barneys and the properly apostrophed Macy’s were treated unfairly by store staff merely based on the color of their skin.


Two non-white Barneys customers alleged they were falsely accused of credit card fraud by store employees for no reason other than their race.


Additional complaints from shoppers — and even a pair of former Barneys staffers — received by the Attorney General’s Civil Rights Bureau include:


• That door guards would only call out minority shoppers as being in need of surveillance;


• That in-store detectives followed minority customers around the store, even after other store employees identified them as bonafide non-stealing customers;


• That in-store detectives disproportionately asked sales associates to reprint receipts after minority customers made purchases in order to confirm the purchases were legitimate;


• That in-store detectives disproportionately called sales associates who handled minority customers’ transactions in order to investigate the customers’ credit card use;


• That some sales associates avoided serving minority customers so they would not be contacted by loss-prevention employees seeking to investigate the use of credit cards by minority customers.


The AG’s investigation also found that Barneys failed to keep adequate records of incidents in which loss-prevention employees stopped a customer to investigate possible theft.


But even the inadequate records indicated that non-white customers made up a disproportionate number of those detained by the store or investigated for possible credit card fraud.


In addition to paying the $525,000 to the state, Barneys has agreed to retain an independent anti-profiling consultant; keep accurate records of its loss-prevention investigations, detentions and false stops; adopt new profiling policies and to investigate complaints from customers who believe they are being profiled because of their race.


“Profiling and racial discrimination remain a problem in our state, but not one we are willing to accept,” says Schneiderman. “This agreement will continue our work to ensure there’s one set of rules for everyone in public accommodations, including customers in New York’s retail establishments.”




by Chris Morran via Consumerist

Amazon Picks Fight With Disney, Stops Pre-Orders Of Studio’s DVDs, Blu-Rays

Upcoming Disney titles, like Maleficent, are only available for pre-order as digital downloads. DVD and Blu-ray versions only offer to notify customers when the titles will be available for sale.

Upcoming Disney titles, like Maleficent, are only available for pre-order as digital downloads. DVD and Blu-ray versions only offer to notify customers when the titles will be available for sale.



Add another big media name to Amazon’s “enemy” list. Already this year, the online retail giant has picked fights with book biggie Hachette and home video superpower Warner, refusing to take pre-orders for these companies’ highly expected new releases while battling it out in boardrooms over a few pennies on the wholesale price. Now Amazon is using the same tactic to fight an even bigger media monster — Disney.

The Wall Street Journal points out that Amazon customers can no longer put in pre-orders for disc versions of upcoming Disney titles like Captain America: The Winter Soldier and Maleficent directly from Amazon, though the site continues to sell pre-orders for digital downloads and rentals of new Disney titles.


Neither company is commenting on the pulled pre-orders, but since competitors like Walmart are still taking pre-orders for Disney titles and the release dates of these discs has not been delayed, this is not a manufacturing or inventory issue, but points directly to a pricing standoff between Amazon and the House of Mickey, which not only controls Disney-branded titles but also ABC, ESPN, and others.


Amazon has always been aggressive in the wholesale prices it demands from book publishers and movie studios, especially as book- and record-store mega-chains have faltered, leaving content publishers with fewer major retail outlets on which to unload massive amounts of books and discs.


Its first headline-making effort at strong-arming a publisher took place in early 2010, when it first stopped selling and then jacked up the price on books from publisher Macmillan.


Later that same year, it got into a similar fight with Penguin over Amazon’s insistence on selling ebooks at $9.99.


Apple took advantage of publishers’ hatred for Amazon, convincing the largest among them to conspire to all switch to a new pricing model that allowed the publisher to determine the retail price rather than Amazon.


Unfortunately, it also led to higher and sometimes bizarre pricing for ebooks. It also resulted in a lawsuit by the federal government, alleging collusion and anticompetitive behavior by Apple and the country’s biggest publishers, including Hachette, Macmillan, and Penguin.


All the publishers settled, providing some refunds to customers and returning to the old pricing model while maintaining they did nothing illegal. Apple insisted on a trial. In the end, the court determined that Apple had indeed conspired with the publishers. The electronics company has been fighting that decision.




by Chris Morran via Consumerist

24 Six Flags Visitors Rescued From Roller Coaster After 5 Hours In The Air


While part of the thrill of roller coasters is soaring through the air, way up above the ground, that thrill should only last perhaps a few seconds at a time. And not, as 24 Six Flags visitors experienced, hours and hours sitting in a roller coaster that refuses to move.


The 17 adults and seven children who ended up stranded on the Joker’s Jinx at Six Flags America in Maryland were finally rescued from the ride after spending about five hours in the air, 79 feet above the ground, reports CBS Baltimore.


The ride lost power at a point where it couldn’t move anywhere on its own, the fire chief explained.


“They are in a divot of the track, so they are in a place where they can’t really go forward or backward without power,” he said. “At first, I think everybody was OK. And then as the sun baked on them, I am sure folks started getting more antsy about being up there.”


Rescuers passed water, umbrellas and sunblock up to the passengers, who finally reached freedom via a ladder with a bucket attached to it. No one was injured, officials said.


“The ride has a sophisticated, computerized safety system that can cause such ride stoppages. While we are not yet sure what caused the stoppage, the ride performed as it is designed to,” Six Flags said in a statement.


The ride was shut down for the rest of Sunday.




24 Passengers Rescued After Six Flags Roller Coaster Stuck For Hours [CBS Baltimore]




by Mary Beth Quirk via Consumerist