Man Doesn’t Notice Coyote Lodged In Front Grill Of Car


When a train conductor in Wisconsin pulled in to work last week in his car, he had an unexpected decoration on his grill. A coyote was somehow wedged in, and it was alive but injured. The local animal control officer took Vern, as he was named, to a wildlife rehabilitator, and he is expected to recover. Only how did he get wedged in the front of a car to begin with?

The driver remembers hitting something with his car during his commute, but didn’t see anything in the road that he hit. (Yes, train conductors usually drive cars to work, not trains.) When that happens, most people assume that perhaps they hit an animal and it was unhurt, or ran away injured. He continued to work and pulled into the parking lot with a beautiful coyote in his grill.


A local animal control officer described the coyote as “docile,” which isn’t normal for wild predators. He was in shock and had three leg fractures. After treatment at a local wildlife rehabilitation facility, Vern will be released back into the wild in the spring.


The train conductor was described as “distraught,” and he was the one who came up with the name “Vern.” He’s raising money for the rehabilitation center.


Motorist Arriving At Train Station Finds Coyote Wedged In Bumper [CBS Chicago]




by Laura Northrup via Consumerist

Viagra Airing TV Ads Targeted At Women For The First Time

"Hey, ladies, talk about ED before you guys go on vacation."

“Hey, ladies, talk about ED before you guys go on vacation.”



While Viagra is a medication taken for men, they’re not the only ones who could benefit from its use. The makers of the erectile dysfunction treatment have figured out that women are a valuable marketing asset, what with being half of a man-woman horizontal tango, and as such, have started aiming ads at the female of the species for the first time ever.

The first Viagra TV commercial aimed at women starts airing today, showing a middle-aged woman lounging around somewhere tropical and warm.


“So guys, it’s just you and your honey. The setting is perfect. But then erectile dysfunction happens again,” she says. “Plenty of guys have this issue — not just getting an erection, but keeping it.”


She goes on with the usual spiel, telling men to talk to their doctors about the drug and how it could work.


Pfizer is likely making a push for Viagra, its sixth-place breadwinner, as the medication’s patent has already expired in Europe and has only three years left in the states before facing competition from generic meds.


As such, bringing women into the equation could be a smart move, explains the director of the the San Diego Sexual Medicine center, Dr. Irwin Goldstein, telling the Associated Press that women can be more upset by ED than the man.


And Pfizer admits it’s not going to dance around the topic anymore, with the marketing chief telling the AP they’re going for the direct approach, instead of building ads around “very subtle innuendo.”


Instead of saying “ED,” for example, the actress in the ad says “erection,” which could prompt women to bring up the topic with their significant other.


Viagra ads target women for 1st time [Associated Press]




by Mary Beth Quirk via Consumerist

Ever The Unpredictable Scamp, Microsoft Goes With “Windows 10″ For Next OS


While Microsoft is often seen as embodying the more straight-and-narrow side of home computing, you can’t fault the company for its utterly insane approach to picking names for its Windows operating system. After jumping from 3.11 to 95 to 2,000 before going back to 7 (and let’s not forget about the random non-numerical versions released over the years), the company is following the tepidly received Windows 8 with — what else? — Windows 10.

Apparently the reason for the leapfrogging of Windows 9 is that the company wanted to demonstrate that this update was so cool and all-encompassing that an increase of a single integer just didn’t suffice.


We think they should have just taken the Nigel Tufnel approach and just turn it up to 11.


Over on Twitter, Sos Sosowski charted the ups and downs of Windows’ numbering system over the years:

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You can read all about the new features and whatnot over on The Verge. We’re still running 3.11 because it has a Minesweeper record that we don’t want to lose.




by Chris Morran via Consumerist

California Governor Vetoes Weak-Kneed Antibiotics Bill


Considering that 80% of all antibiotics sold in the U.S. are used on farm animals, and that most of those drugs are used primarily for growth promotion, you’d think we’d be happy to see a state like California introduce legislation that appears to ban the use of antibiotics to get fatter cows, pigs, and chickens. But it’s what that bill doesn’t do that has us concerned, and why California Governor Jerry Brown has vetoed it.

State Senate Bill 835 [PDF] would forbidden the use of antibiotics specifically for growth promotion. It would also require any antibiotics given to animals be prescribed by a veterinarian.


The bill is basically identical to the FDA’s 2013 guidance; the only real difference is that the California legislation seeks to make these rules law instead of the useless, voluntary guidelines given at the federal level.


But ultimately, both the state and FDA plans share the same critical problem — they leave a loophole for supposed disease prevention.


Just like under the FDA guidance, farmers in California would simply be compelled to change the reason for using antibiotics without actually reducing the amount they feed to their animals. And since many of the antibiotics approved for growth-promotion are also approved for disease prevention, this is effectively just a matter of checking off a different box.


The livestock and drug industries contend that the drugs are needed to prevent outbreaks of disease. But the continuous low-dose use of the same antibiotics has been proven to not only be ineffective in preventing disease but actually gives rise to drug-resistant superbugs.


Gov. Brown agreed with advocates, including our colleagues at Consumers Union, who argued that this bill should be vetoed with the hopes of ultimately resulting in a piece of legislation that could reduce the amount of antibiotics being used without any therapeutic purpose.


“Scientists around the world are warning that we are over-using these life-saving medicines in both human medicine and to raise animals,” wrote Gov. Brown in his veto message [PDF]. “I am directing the Department of Food and Agriculture to work with the Legislature to find new and effective ways to reduce the unnecessary antibiotics used for livestock and poultry.”


The veto was applauded by groups seeking stronger regulation on antibiotics.


“The overuse of antibiotics in food production is making antibiotics ineffective for treatment of human disease. Antibiotics should be used on the farm only for the treatment of sick animals, for a limited period of time, as antibiotics are used in human disease treatment,” said Elisa Odabashian of Consumers Union. “We congratulate Governor Brown for his unwillingness to codify weak FDA guidance that allows antibiotics to continue to be overused on healthy farm animals for disease prevention instead of disease treatment.”


“In vetoing this bill, the Governor has called for stronger action to curb unnecessary antibiotic use in California,” said Jonathan Kaplan of the Natural Resources Defense Center. “We face a rapidly accelerating public health crisis due to antibiotic resistance. Clearly, the Governor is not going to accept good intentions and fig leaf solutions to tackle this problem. Instead, we need to lift the curtain of secrecy that now shrouds the industry’s abuse of these drugs and eliminate unnecessary antibiotic use so that these precious medicines keep working for people who need them.”




by Chris Morran via Consumerist

Transferring Funds To Prisoners Is Big Business For Some Financial Companies




Life isn’t supposed to be easy for prisoners, but should the punishment extend to their families? A new report highlights the ways in which some financial institutions appear to be benefiting from the bad fortunes of others while prisoners’ families fall into debt trying to provide necessities like underwear and toothpaste to their loved ones behind bars.

The Center for Public Integrity has released the first in a two-part series investigating how private financial companies have made millions from the families of prisoners.


Over a six-month investigation CPI found that prison bankers collected tens of millions of dollars every year from inmates’ families in fees for basic financial services. As a result, some families have gone without medical coverage, paying bills or even staying in contact with their imprisoned family members.


So how did this happen? According to CPI, these problems can be traced back several years to the point when private financial firms, like Florida-based JPay, began to dominate the market for prisoners’ finances.


While families once could spend as little as $3 to send a traditional money order to inmates and have the funds transferred to their prison accounts, now they must pay upwards of $8 per transfer to have transfers made in a timely manner.


Although families can opt to continue sending paper money orders through companies like JPay, CPI found that many have converted to costly electronic transaction after waiting weeks or even a month for the funds to be made available to their loved ones.


JPay, which provides money transfers to more than 70% of the inmates in U.S. prisons, is often the only option for families to send money. And some consumer advocates say it would appear the company has taken advantage of its position by charging exorbitant fees.


In 2013, JPay processed 7 million transactions for families of inmates and made more than $50 million in revenue.


Those revenues come from the high fees many families begrudgingly pay to have funds readily available to their loved ones.


CPI reports that depending on how much a consumer sends and in which state they are sending the funds the fees administered by JPay can reach as high as 35% to 45%. While that may not touch the triple-digit interest rates levied by often predatory financial services like payday loans, the fee does take a huge chunk out of inmate funds.


One woman reported that in order to send her son in a Virginia correctional facility $50 she had to pay an additional $20 to JPay.


And that’s not the only place families are being hit with fees, some states will take as much as 15% of a transfer for mandatory savings accounts. While inmates receive those funds upon release, the Department of Corrections keeps any interest accrued on the account.


Ryan Shapiro, CEO of JPay, tells CPI the fees charged by the company are necessary and the lowest they could possibly be.


However, CPI found that competitor NIC Inc. charges significantly lower fees for transfers in Maine, Florida and Arkansas.


Shapiro also tells CPI he believes that the fees charged aren’t high enough to make a difference for inmates’ families.


“We go out of our way to make sure that they feel comfortable — that, you know, you’re spending money with a company that cares about you,” Shapiro says.


Yet, families that have had to use the company say their experience was wildly different.


When Jewel called JPay’s phone center to ask why payments to her son were delayed and why she must submit extensive paperwork each time she makes a money order transfer, she says she was hung up on.


Despite families’ displeasure with JPay’s high fees and lack of customer service, prisons have continued to use the company, thanks in part to beneficial profit-sharing arrangements.


Through the arrangements with JPay, states often receive between $0.50 and $2.50 for each payment the company accepts on behalf of their prisoners.


While that might sound like a thinner margin compared to the high fees often charged by JPay it certainly adds up.


For example, Illinois received about $4,000 per month from JPay last year.


Alex Friedmann, associate director of prisoner advocacy group the Human Rights Defense Center, tells CPI that these profit-sharing arrangements often represent legal kickbacks for the prisons.


“They charge exorbitant fees then kick back a percentage of their revenue. … The company doesn’t need that for profit,” Friedmann says.


Yet, Shapiro says the arrangements reflect a commission that is going back to the benefit of inmates by using the funds to purchase things like basketball hoops or other sports equipment.


CPI reports, however, that over the past few years tight prison budgets have resulted in the funds being used to cover the cost of X-ray machines and ice machines.


The prisons and their top officials also personally benefit from JPay’s often extravagant convention parties and awards.


Back in 2012, JPay threw a party during the American Correctional Association convention. The party included tequila, hand-rolled cigars, a live mariachi band and free shuttles all night long.


The company also fetes state corrections directors by funding the individuals’ trips and awarding them with an expensive crystal bowl.


Unlike other financial services that have come under regulatory scrutiny for taking advantage of consumers by charging high fees, JPay and other prison financial companies have faced few hurdles.


CPI reports that federal regulators with the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, which can sue companies for offering unfair, deceptive and abusive financial services, and the Federal Trade Commission declined to comment on specific issues related to prison financial services.


Still, regulators from some individual states have attempted to rein in JPay. Seven states have levied fines totaling $408,500 against the company for operating without a license.


Prison bankers cash in on captive customers [Center for Public Integrity]




by Ashlee Kieler via Consumerist

Hey Kids, Let’s Not Trick-Or-Treat In This Completely Black Bodysuit


If there’s one problem with kids, it’s that cars can easily see them and avoid hitting them, especially at night. Wait. That’s wrong. Kids are small and easily overlooked when crossing streets, and never more so than when cloaked completely in black on a dark Halloween night.

Consumerist reader Zack spotted this black bodysuit kids’ costume — which, to be fair, does come in other, brighter colors — and figured it might not be the best idea.


“An all black children’s Halloween costume that partially obscures their vision? It’s listed as a lightning deal on Amazon,” he writes. “Hurry! The ‘invisible pedestrian’ or ‘child struck by a car in the ER’ costume is going quickly.”


Indeed, that ability to vanish into the night is touted as a feature by the company on its website:



“Do we really have to say that this is perfect for Halloween, when you can blend into the night (but not in a creepy or threatening way; in fact you could whistle a bit so people know you’re coming).”



Personally, a whistling shadow might be creepier than a silent one. In any case, there’s a very real danger to kids walking on Halloween, four times as much than on other nights, warns the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention:



During 1975-1996, from 4 p.m. through 10 p.m. on October 31, a total of 89 deaths occurred among pedestrians aged 5-14 years, compared with 8846 on all other evenings. Overall, among children aged 5-14 years, an average of four deaths occurred on Halloween during these hours each year, compared with an average of one death during these hours on every other day of the year.



As such, to prevent oncoming cars from hitting Junior, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration’s has some tips for keeping kids safe on Halloween:



• Kids should stick to familiar areas that are well lit and trick-or-treat in groups.

• Choose face paint when possible instead of masks, which can obstruct a child’s vision.

• Decorate costumes with reflective tape and have kids carry glow sticks or flashlights.



Excluded from that list? Cloaking your child in invisibility and covering up his face.




by Mary Beth Quirk via Consumerist

Lay’s Confirms Those Bright Green Chips Are Meant To Look Like That


Imagine you open up a bag of Lay’s Barbecue potato chips and, among the expected rust-colored discs of fried tubers you find a pair of bright green chips that look like some sort of St. Patrick’s Day gimmick. Turns out these chips are supposed to look like that; they just shouldn’t have ended up in your bag.

A Reddit user posted the above photo yesterday, along with the comment that “these chips were dyed incorrectly.”


But then someone who claims to work at Lay’s and seems to know what they are talking about chimed in with this completely reasonable sounding explanation:



Actually, these chips were dyed with green food coloring so they’d be easy to find coming out of the fryer. Several times a day the amount of time the chips spend in the fryer is tested, and this makes them easy to find. Someone missed them obviously.



Sounds good — you don’t want to mix in the tester chips with the finished product, so you dye them green for easy detection later down the line.


But was it true? After all, you don’t need to provide your work credentials to post to Reddit, and anyone can claim to be a Lay’s employee if they want to. So just to make sure, we checked with parent company PepsiCo, where a Lay’s rep confirmed:



“The explanation provided by the self-identified employee is correct. We do use dyed chips to help test frying times of cooking oil in our manufacturing plants.”



So there you have it. Next time you get a bright green Lay’s chip, you’re (probably) not hallucinating, and (probably) won’t hallucinate if you eat it.




by Chris Morran via Consumerist

Failure To Read Hotspot Fine Print Could Lead To Signing Away Rights To Your Firstborn Child


How carefully do you read those terms and conditions that pop up when you use a WiFi hotspot you’re unfamiliar with? Not quite carefully enough, it seems, as one group doing an experiment on the security risks of public WiFi found at least six people who unwittingly gave away their firstborn children in the process of getting online.

The European law enforcement agency Europol teamed with security researchers to set up a WiFi hotspot in London this summer, reports The Guardian, and buried some interesting terms in the fine print to sign on to the free network.


Included in the terms was a “Herod clause,” which granted free WiFi access if “the recipient agreed to assign their first born child to us for the duration of eternity.”


Six people will now have to hand their firstborn kids over to Rumpelstiltskin.


Just kidding, no one is going to take any babies for Wifi.


“We have yet to enforce our rights under the terms and conditions but, as this is an experiment, we will be returning the children to their parents,” wrote the security company, F-Score, in its report, adding that its legal advisor “points out that – while terms and conditions are legally binding – it is contrary to public policy to sell children in return for free services, so the clause would not be enforceable in a court of law.”


The experiment was aimed at highlighting just how serious people should take their own security while using public WiFi not protected by a password.


When the Herod clause was removed during another part of the experiment, 33 devices connected to the portable hotspot of unknown origin — which could be an easy way to let hackers in to your network, researchers say.


“It‘s a particularly disturbing development as recent research has shown that individuals can be accurately identified by using just the last four access points where they have logged on,” F-Secure’s report read.


The group advised using VPN software to encrypt data coming in and out of your device, or to turn off WiFi when in public and near untrusted hotspots, and to practice spinning straw into gold.


Londoners give up eldest children in public Wi-Fi security horror show [The Guardian]




by Mary Beth Quirk via Consumerist

FCC Repeals Sports Blackout Rule, But Blackouts Will Continue


Calling the NFL on its bluff to move its broadcast games to cable, the FCC voted unanimously this morning to repeal the outdated sports blackout rule that prevented the airing of certain games that weren’t sold out. Though it doesn’t mean the end of blackouts.

The rule, established in 1975, was created to curb the leeching of ticket sales from the growing market for televised sporting events. Most sports leagues have moved almost entirely to pay-TV and have privately negotiated blackout arrangements among themselves.


The NFL remains the only league where the overwhelming majority of in-market games are aired on broadcast TV, but even then only a few games a season even come close to being blacked out.


Last season, only two NFL games were blacked out in their home markets during the entire season.


The NFL also adjusted its rules in recent years to lower the bar for what triggers a blackout. This allows teams in struggling markets to continue airing games while not selling out completely. It also doesn’t put a huge burden on teams with new, mega-stadiums to fill up every seat in the huge house.


Since there is nothing preventing the NFL from negotiating blackout guidelines with the networks and cable operators, the FCC didn’t really see any reason that the 39-year-old rule should continue to be in place.


“It is the leagues that control whether sports fans can watch the games they want to watch,” said FCC Chair Tom Wheeler at Tuesday’s commission meeting. “For 40 years, these teams have hidden behind a rule of the FCC. No more… It’s a simple fact, the federal government should not be party to sports teams keeping their fans from viewing the games, period.”


The NFL’s threat to move games to pay-TV is nothing but hot air.


1. Basic cable does not offer the ratings that broadcast TV does.

Not every game could be on ESPN or some other national, high-profile sports network. So the games would have to be aired on regional sports channels, resulting in a huge drop in ratings. No local cable sports channel is going to get $620K for a 30-second ad.


2. It’s counter to the league’s recent strategy.

The NFL Network, which is widely available to most pay-TV customers on a non-premium basis, had such horrible ratings that the league made a deal with CBS to start airing Thursday night games. Why would the NFL revert to basic cable?


3. It would be absolutely pointless.

Assume for a moment that Roger “What tape?” Goodell makes good on the threat to take his games and run to basic cable. What does he gain? Nothing. Those 1-3 games a year that are currently blacked out will continue to be under-attended. Meanwhile, ad revenues are slashed and viewership drops. All so the league can protest the repeal of a 39-year-old rule that it doesn’t need.


[via Reuters]




by Chris Morran via Consumerist

Media Companies Afraid To Show FCC Their Comcast Contracts Because Rivals Might Learn Their Secrets


It’s no secret that media companies are pretty worried about the repercussions of letting Comcast and Time Warner Cable merge. But what is a big secret are the agreements that those companies have with Comcast and TWC right now. They’re so secret, in fact, that networks are refusing to share any data with the FCC because they’re afraid their rivals might benefit from it. And that’s a problem, because without that data, the FCC is missing one of the key tools it should have in its toolbox as it evaluates the merger.

The FCC has been asking companies to share contract and negotiation information to help them make an informed decision about the merger, but the networks so far aren’t budging, the Wall Street Journal reports.


The Comcast/TWC deal would give the combined company extraordinary reach around the nation, which in turn would give it both the ability and the incentive to behave in shady, perhaps even extortionate ways with suppliers.


In this case, the suppliers are cable content companies and broadcast networks, like CBS, Fox, Disney, Discovery, Viacom, and Time Warner (not TWC but the other, HBO-and-CNN-owning one). Those companies have expressed strong concerns about their ability to conduct business in good faith (and at reasonable rates) with the impending cable Voltron.


The discussion has essentially descended into name-calling. In an FCC filing, Comcast accused media companies of attempted extortion; several of those companies shot back that Comcast’s tactic of trying to intimidate opposition is “troubling.”


The FCC is tasked with trying to decouple reality from rhetoric, and theoretically acting on the former. In order to evaluate Comcast’s negotiating tactics, the FCC needs to be able to take a look at those negotiations. The Commission can’t determine if Comcast’s behavior is harmful and anticompetitive, or just aggressive and profit-driven, without any actual evidence. And the content companies are deeply unwilling to let the FCC have a look.


Carriage negotiations, and the contracts programming distributors sign with the networks, are as top-secret as anything in the media world gets. We have rough understandings of these deals — research firms, for example, are able to conclude with reasonable accuracy that ESPN costs cable companies about $6 per subscriber per month — but the actual details are kept firmly under wraps.


FCC filings frequently have “confidential” and “highly confidential” information redacted for public viewing, but under the Commission’s current proposal, any relevant third party that has signed the appropriate nondisclosure agreement can view the originals — with all that highly sensitive information intact.


Although to some small degree the content companies may be willing to roll with the mindset that “the enemy of my enemy is my friend” as they stand against Comcast, the fact is that they are all deeply in competition with each other. The concern, therefore, is that if Network A submits their contract and negotiation documents, that rival networks B through Q can read them and learn all that top-secret information.


The WSJ reports that the media companies suggested an alternative strategy, used earlier in the Comcast/NBCU merger. In that case, the Justice Department, currently reviewing the merger for antitrust concerns, would have all of the information and the FCC could access it from there. However, because of the way the FCC merger review process works, it’s not clear whether the Commission would be permitted to take that non-public information into account.


In the end, the broadcasters may just be shooting themselves in the collective foot. They want concessions and guarantees of future good behavior from Comcast, but the FCC can’t help them without information and it’s up to them to give the FCC that information. If they can’t or won’t demonstrate the ways that Comcast throws its clout around, then the FCC may have to assume that all is well.


FCC Asks Media Firms for Details of Comcast Contracts [Wall Street Journal]




by Kate Cox via Consumerist