If You Prefer To Slather Bacon Under Your Arms Instead Of It Eating It, This Product Is For You

I just… I can’t.

It is a jungle out there on the dating scene, am I right, single ladies and men? But you’ll have the advantage on the meat market with this little baby — bacon deodorant, complete with “Meaty Fresh” scent. Okay, I give up. The world is too weird to understand. [via FoodBeast]

by Mary Beth Quirk via Consumerist