What’s going on in Tulsa, OK? Is there some kind of aphrodisiac in the water, or are the Walmart stores there just inexplicably attractive to the public self-pleasuring set? In the second time in a matter of months, a Tulsa shopper has been accused of getting down to business in the middle of a Walmart.
While the idea of getting romantic with yourself in public might be the last thing you’re thinking about in aisles filled with kitchenware, lawnmowers and inflatable pools, police say a 26-year-old man was busted sweaty-palmed, reports The Smoking Gun.
Witnesses reported the incident, which apparently happened in the middle of the store, according to the police report. Store security footage shows the man taking out his equipment and then “masturbating with a back and forth motion.” Yep, that’s what they told us about it in sex ed.
The suspect reportedly admitted later to “pulling it out in Walmart but thought he was not seen,” police said.
He left the store before the police arrived, but cops pulled his car over later and arrested him. He’s been charged with two counts of indecent exposure.
Last November, another Tulsan shopper was arrested for walking the dog in the women’s bathroom at another Walmart, after a female shopper walked in on him. And yes, that’s a euphemism because real dogs probably don’t usually hang out in the women’s bathroom at Walmart and would rather be walked outside.
But anyway, Tulsa! Who knew?
Another Guy Gets Arrested For Masturbating Inside A Walmart in Tulsa, Oklahoma [The Smoking Gun]
by Mary Beth Quirk via Consumerist
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